I got this in an email today, I thought some of the ideas were hilarious.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffe! e Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"!
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go"
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.......its called Therapy.
Shaniel Escoffery
Through ironically colourful colourblind eyes....
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
Rae did sey...
yea, some of them are pretty funny. Is it bad that I do number 9? They always said insanity gallops in my family, so I'm definitely a carrier.
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Diallo Dixon did sey...
Nah, #9 isnt so bad.
Personally I like #7, #10, #11, I really like #14, #17 and #18.
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The Seeker did sey...
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it, I will def. be doin some of them.
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laroper18 did sey...
My personal favs: 11 nd 17.
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Sweet Simone did sey...
Thanks for the smile D, needed it. I think i'm gonna try some of those:D, and i think i should start with #17.
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